Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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