The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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