Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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