who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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