If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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