I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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