it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
So many bounce houses so little time
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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