normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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