we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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