i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
