this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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