I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Boobs are out for the taking
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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