you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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