yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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