I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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