BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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