did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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