Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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