Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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