Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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