That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He felt like a one man threesome
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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