separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
