Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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