Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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