just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I cockslap morals
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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