I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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