my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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