Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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