My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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