yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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