What did we do last night that was yellow?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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