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I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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