In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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