If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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