we're chasing vodka with high fives
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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