ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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