i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
please come you make the beer taste better
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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