Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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