so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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