i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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