We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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