So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Randomize
