Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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