My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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