Got a toothbrush?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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