is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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