id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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