I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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