Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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