well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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