Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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