I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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