It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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