Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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